flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock)

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tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

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skyyandseaa:

I’m all about these kind of Easter eggs 😜 playboy bunny Easter party the other night. #jelloshots #happyeaster #eastereggs #bunny #easterbunny

skyyandseaa:

I’m all about these kind of Easter eggs 😜 playboy bunny Easter party the other night. #jelloshots #happyeaster #eastereggs #bunny #easterbunny

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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